DATE Thu, 10/31/02 Wed, 10/30/02 Tue, 10/29/02 Mon, 10/28/02 Fri, 10/25/02 Thu, 10/24/02 Wed, 10/23/02 Tue, 10/22/02 Mon, 10/21/02 Fri, 10/18/02 Thu, 10/17/02 Wed, 10/16/02 Tue, 10/15/02 Mon, 10/14/02 Sun, 10/13/02 Sat, 10/12/02 Fri, 10/11/02 Thu, 10/10/02 Wed, 10/9/02 Tue, 10/8/02 Mon, 10/7/02 Sun, 10/6/02 Fri, 10/4/02 Thu, 10/3/02 Wed, 10/2/02 Tue, 10/1/02

NAME Alyson Hannigan (+78), Sarah Chalke (+11) Jane Leeves (+50), Peri Gilpin (+20) Phoebe Cates (+123), Holly Valance (+13) Winona Ryder (+86), Rose McGowan (+11) Fake Movie Friday: Bootylicious by Fastu! NEW Galleries: Alizee (+46), Sara Evans (+13) Tea Leoni (+46), Toni Braxton (+30) Farrah Fawcett (+49), Famke Janssen (+7) Kirstie Alley (+40), Thandie Newton (+8) Patricia Richardson (+251), Julianna Marguiles (+17) Fake Movie Friday: New Celeb Inside by Gerpa! NEW Galleries: Kelly Clarkson (+6), Anna Nicole (+26) Katie Holmes (+69), Debbie Gibson (+39) Nikki Cox (+73), Jennifer Garner (+8) Sela Ward (+97), Emma Caulfield (+8) Calista Flockhart (+21), Brooke Shields (+29) Christina Ricci (+40), Anna Kournikova (+84) Christina Aguilera (+19), Diana Rigg (+101) Fake Movie Friday: New Celeb Inside by Gerpa! Natasha Henstridge (+12), JLH (+114) Elisabetta Canalis (+45), Maddalena Corvaglia (+70) Madonna (+30), Alex Kingston (+12) Mariah Carey (+84), Natalie Portman (+158) Sandra Bullock (+81), Jessica Alba (+71) Fake/Off Hall of Fame, Brooke Burke (+34) Fake Movie Friday: New Celeb Inside by Gerpa! Malandra Burrows (+12), Kim Cattrall (+27) Jordana Brewster (+26), Kelly Brook (+18) Goldie Hawn (+63), Susan Sarandon (+26)

DATE Mon, 9/30/02 Fri, 9/27/02 Thu, 9/26/02 Wed, 9/25/02 Tue, 9/24/02 Mon, 9/23/02 Fri, 9/20/02 Thu, 9/19/02 Wed, 9/18/02 Tue, 9/17/02 Mon, 9/16/02 Sat, 9/14/02 Fri, 9/13/02 Thu, 9/12/02 Wed, 9/11/02 Tue, 9/10/02 Mon, 9/9/02 Sun, 9/8/02

NAME Jessica Biel (+11), Amy Brenneman (+15) Fake Movie Friday: New Celeb Inside by Gerpa! NEW: Shannyn Sossamon (+13), Laurie Dhue (+59) Lucy Lawless (+128), Renee O'Connor (+36) Sarah Michelle Gellar (+390), Billie Piper (+7) Lindsay Sloane (+18) Piper Perabo (+23), Marla Sokoloff (+13) Melissa Joan Hart (+91), Reba McEntire (+97) Linda Park (+91), Jeri Ryan (+66) Rachel Weisz (+15), Reese Witherspoon (+63) Jessica Simpson (+18), Laura Prepon (+39) Connie Sellecca (+35), Rebecca Herbst (+14) Kristin Kreuk (+23), Nelly Furtado (+34) Olivia Newton John (+44), Christina Applegate (+70) Lucy Liu (+40), Christina Aguilera (+59) Majandra Delfino (+39), Emilie de Ravin (+9) Patricia Heaton (+37), Patty Loveless (+44) Ali Larter (+15), Alexis Bledel (+31) September Fake/Off Competition Begun!

DATE Fri, 8/23/02 Thu, 8/22/02 Wed, 8/21/02 Tue, 8/20/02 Sat, 8/17/02 Fri, 8/16/02 Thu, 8/15/02 Wed, 8/14/02 Fri, 8/9/02 Thu, 8/8/02 Wed, 8/7/02 Tue, 8/6/02 Mon, 8/5/02 Fri, 8/2/02 Thu, 8/1/02

NAME NEW: Tonya Harding (+10), Ashleigh Banfield (+6) NEW: Sarah Silverman (+8), Tamzin Outhwaite (+8) Shannon Elizabeth (+17), Sarah Ferguson (+24) Maura Tierney (+30), Meredith Vieira (+26) Ornella Muti (+9), Rachel Blakely (+8) Elisha Cuthbert (+8), Elisa Donovan (+10) Allison Mack (+11), Tara Lipinski (+187) Nicole Kidman (+45), Alessia Marcuzzi (+7) Kylie Minogue (+35), Anastacia (+9) Julia Stiles (+18), Minnie Driver (+34) Michelle Yeoh (+19), Tara Reid (+22) Shiri Appleby (+32), Sheryl Crow (+23) Gigi Edgley (+34), Mila Kunis (+35) Fake Movie Friday: Celebrity Fuckfest Vol. 4 Marisa Tomei (+38), Michelle Williams (+31)

DATE Tue, 7/30/02 Mon, 7/29/02 Fri, 7/26/02 Thu, 7/25/02 Wed, 7/24/02 Tue, 7/23/02 Mon, 7/22/02 Sun, 7/21/02 Fri, 7/19/02 Sat, 7/13/02 Fri, 7/12/02 Thu, 7/11/02 Wed, 7/10/02 Tue, 7/9/02 Mon, 7/8/02 Fri, 7/5/02 Thu, 7/4/02 Wed, 7/3/02 Tue, 7/2/02 Mon, 7/1/02

NAME Kim Basinger (+34), Kelly Ripa (+28) Kate Beckinsale (+10), Amber Benson (+12) Ananda Lewis (+19), Jennifer Aniston (+117) Rachel Leigh Cook (+45), Elizabeth Hurley (+28) Nicole deBoer (+22), Beyonce Knowles (+15) Jennifer Connelly (+37), Claudia Black (+12) NEW: Tamlyn Tomita (+9), Reagan Dale Neis (+8) NEW: Victoria Pratt (+12), Linda Cardellini (+9) Fake Movie Friday: Preview Trailer for Celebrity Fuckfest 4 NEW: Chyler Leigh (+10), Georgina Verbaan (+19) Cheryl Ladd (+130), Courteney Cox (+68) Vanessa Mae (+37), Lara-Flynn Boyle (+31) Sarah Jessica Parker (+55), Shakira (+15) Yasmine Bleeth (+105), Yancy Butler (+12) Melanie Chisholm (+21), Victoria Beckham (+54) Geri Halliwell (+33), Emma Bunton (+49) Britney Spears (+202), Mandy Moore (+20) LeAnn Rimes (+38), Kirsten Dunst (+36) Jules Asner (+29), Jolene Blalock (+25) Fake/Off Hall of Fame, Elisha Cuthbert (+9)

DATE Fri, 5/31/02 Fri, 5/24/02 Thu, 5/23/02 Wed, 5/22/02 Fri, 4/26/02 Thu, 4/25/02 Wed, 4/24/02 Mon, 4/22/02 Sun, 4/21/02 Fri, 4/19/02 Thu, 4/18/02 Wed, 4/17/02 Mon, 4/15/02 Sun, 4/14/02 Sat, 4/13/02 Fri, 4/12/02 Wed, 4/10/02 Tue, 4/9/02 Sat, 4/6/02 Fri, 4/5/02 Thu, 4/4/02 Tue, 4/2/02 Mon, 4/1/02

NAME Michelle Pfeiffer (+85), Marie Osmond (+83) Fake Movie Friday: Celebrity Fuckfest 3 Deleted Scenes Alyson Hannigan (+177), Meg Ryan (+47) Keri Russell (+88), Amy Jo Johnson (+46) Fake Movie Friday: Kristin Kreuk's House of Sushi Part 2 Leelee Sobieski (+41), Laura Prepon (+22) Jessica Simpson (+47), Faking Dojo Lesson 3 Sandra Bullock (+115), Photoshop Faking Tutorial Natalie Portman (+115) Fake Movie Friday: Kristin Kreuk's House of Sushi Jennifer Lopez (+122), Famke Janssen (+29) Mariah Carey (+202) Stacy Keibler (+20), Katie Holmes (+92) Annette Funicello (+39), Judith Light (+24) Christie Brinkley (+83), Courtney Love (+21) Mya (+52), Leslie Bibb (+12) Natalie Imbruglia (+35), Silvia Toffanin (+14) Mena Suvari (+58), Pink (+12) Laura San Giacomo (+41), Soleil Moon Frye (+9) Fake Movie Friday: Regis and Kelly by Fastu Renee Zellweger (+21), Roberta Lanfranchi (+23) Kathie Lee Gifford (+165), Patricia Velazquez (+10) Fake/Off Hall of Fame, Jamie-Lynn Sigler (+49)

DATE Thu, 3/28/02 Wed, 3/27/02 Sun, 3/24/02 Sat, 3/23/02 Fri, 3/22/02 Wed, 3/20/02 Tue, 3/19/02 Sun, 3/17/02 Wed, 3/13/02 Fri, 3/8/02 Thu, 3/7/02 Tue, 3/5/02 Mon, 3/4/02 Sun, 3/3/02 Sat, 3/2/02 Fri, 3/1/02

NAME Jessica Alba (+120), Nelly Furtado (+12) Julia Roberts (+172), Mila Kunis (+14) Salma Hayek (+170) Cat Deeley (+31) Denise Richards(+204), Holly Valance (+12) Jennifer Garner (+6), Irene Molloy (+6) Gwen Stefani (+41) Milla Jovovich (+26), Kristin Kreuk (+16) Beyonce Knowles (+42), Jennifer Connelly (+40) Fake Movie Friday: Celebrity Fuckfest: Vol.3 Master Request List for New Galleries added Java Games Section added, Crossword Puzzle #1 Daisy Fuentes (+52), Barbara Eden (+105) animalselfmedication.com Live Chat Area finally opened!!! Fake/Off Hall of Fame, Aisha Tyler (+22), Sharon Leal (+5) Fake Movie Friday: Sex in the City

DATE Thu, 2/28/02 Wed, 2/27/02 Tue, 2/26/02 Mon, 2/25/02 Sat, 2/23/02 Fri, 2/22/02 Thu, 2/21/02 Wed, 2/20/02 Tue, 2/19/02 Mon, 2/18/02 Sat, 2/16/02 Fri, 2/15/02 Thu, 2/14/02 Wed, 2/13/02 Tue, 2/12/02 Mon, 2/11/02 Sun, 2/10/02 Fri, 2/8/02 Thu, 2/7/02 Wed, 2/6/02 Tue, 2/5/02 Mon, 2/4/02 Sun, 2/3/02 Sat, 2/2/02 Fri, 2/1/02

NAME Amy Smart (+10), Shakira (+9), Jamie Sale (+11) Danica McKellar (+26), Alanis Morissette (+36) SERVER UPGRADE: Site now even faster! Christina Ricci (+153), Christa Miller (+37) Brooke Shields (+172), Heather Donahue (+17) Fake Movie Friday: Celebrity Fuckfest Vol. 1, Dido (+12) Nicole Kidman (+135), Michelle Kwan (+69) Calista Flockhart (+156), Leah Remini (+35) Helen Hunt (+138), Kylie Minogue (+56) Cindy Crawford (+272), Kristin Kreuk (+16) Anna Kournikova (+534) Charisma Carpenter (+164), Emma Caulfield (+15) HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Jennifer Love Hewitt (+424) Christina Aguilera (+426) Christina Applegate (+422), Amy Acker (+12) Text and Audio Sex Stories Database added BY REQUEST: Gillian Anderson (+1,032) Ali Landry (+40), Lil Kim (+13) Ashley Judd (+190) 2 New Galleries: Anna Faris (+14), Mary J. Blige (+16) 2 New Galleries: Emilie de Ravin (+20), Elise Neal (+15) Garcelle Beauvais (+26) SUPERBOWL SPECIAL: Britney Spears (+97) Angelina Jolie (+206), Andie MacDowell (+70) Brigitta Callens (+9), Martina Hingis (+36), Fake/Off

DATE Thu, 1/31/02 Wed, 1/30/02 Tue, 1/29/02 Sat, 1/23/02

NAME Melissa Joan Hart (+683) Alicia Silverstone (+348) Jeri Ryan (+157) Converted to Membership site, 261 galleries added!

DATE Tue, 12/25/01 Mon, 12/24/01 Sun, 12/23/01 Sat, 12/22/01 Fri, 12/21/01 Thu, 12/20/01 Wed, 12/19/01 Tue, 12/18/01 Mon, 12/17/01 Sun, 12/16/01 Sat, 12/15/01 Fri, 12/14/01 Thu, 12/13/01 Wed, 12/12/01 Tue, 12/11/01 Mon, 12/10/01 Sun, 12/9/01 Sat, 12/8/01 Fri, 12/7/01 Thu, 12/6/01 Wed, 12/5/01 Sat, 12/1/01

NAME MERRY XMAS! Sarah Michelle Gellar (+971) Catherine Bell (+215) Heather Locklear (+165) Jessica Alba (+174) Nikki Cox (+125), Rachel Stevens (+35) Drew Barrymore (+79), Gina Gershon (+42), TRIMORPH(+5) Courteney Cox Arquette (+594) Jennifer Aniston (+211) Alicia Witt (+56), Danielle Fishel (+65) Kirsten Dunst (+42), Laura Prepon (+57) Katie Holmes (+300) Faith Hill (+135), Lacey Chabert (+24) Shania Twain (+228), TRIMORPH Competition Eliza Dushku (+74) Liv Tyler (+57), Gwyneth Paltrow (+82) Cameron Diaz (+168), Penelope Cruz (+17) Maddalena Corvaglia (+77), Elisabetta Canalis (+30) Rose Mcgowan (+19), Holly Marie Combs(+129) Catherine Zeta Jones (+514) Jolene Blalock (+36), Linda Park (+10) 32 First names starting with "S" galleries added Izabella Scorupco(+52), Winona Ryder(+113), Elizabeth Hurley(+143)

DATE Fri, 11/30/01 Fri, 11/23/01 Wed, 11/21/01 Mon, 11/12/01 Fri, 11/9/01 Tue, 11/6/01 Fri, 11/2/01 Thu, 11/1/01

NAME Fake/Off Hall of Fame, Izabella Scorupco(+52), Winona Ryder(+113), Elizabeth Hurley(+143) Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Cindy Crawford, Salma Hayek, Sandra Bullock, Sean Young, & Linda Fiorentino 40 First names starting with "K" galleries added Natalie Portman(+77), Chely Wright(+76) Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lopez, and Kirsten Dunst Halle Berry(+148), Mariah Carey(+240), Heather Graham(+53) Fake Movie Friday: Celebrity Fuckfest Vol. 1 Megan Ward(+45), Fake/Off Hall of Fame, TRIMORPH

DATE Fri, 10/26/01 Fri, 10/19/01 Fri, 10/12/01 Sun, 9/30/01 Fri, 9/28/01 Fri, 9/14/01 Tue, 9/11/01 Fri, 9/7/01 Wed, 9/5/01 Mon, 9/3/01

NAME Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Alicia Silverstone, Sean Young, & Kirsten Dunst HUGE UPDATE: 40 Galleries Updated (+2,115) 55 New Bonus Galleries added (+654) Claudia Black(+62), Fake/Off Hall of Fame, TRIMORPH Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside watersports with Penelope Cruz, plus 19 First names starting with "T" galleries added Fake Movie Friday: Fake Corrs concert and not Claudia Schiffer clips added,  Lacey Chabert(+67) animalselfmedication.com at half mast Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Liv Tyler & Salma Hayek First names starting with "R" galleries updated (+677) TRIMORPH: Monthly Desktop Wallpaper Competition added

DATE Fri, 8/31/01 Thu, 8/30/01 Fri, 8/24/01 Wed, 8/22/01 Fri, 8/17/01 Tue, 8/14/01 Fri, 8/10/01 Thu, 8/9/01 Tue, 8/7/01 Fri, 8/3/01 Wed, 8/1/01

NAME Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Liv Tyler Lisa Rogers(+21), Fake/Off Hall of Fame Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Angelina Jolie, Elle Macpherson, & Tia Carrere 25 First names starting with "V-Z" galleries added plus Lacey Chabert(+49)  Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside interviews Angelina Jolie First names starting with "N,O,P" galleries updated (+1018) Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Halle Berry, Shannon Doherty, Teri Hatcher, & Angelina Jolie American Pies Bonus! Alyson Hannigan(+153),  Tara Reid(NEW),  Shannon Elizabeth(NEW),  Natasha Lyonne(NEW) First names starting with "M" galleries updated (+898) Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Daisy Fuentes and Salma Hayek Madonna(+65),  Piper Perabo(NEW),  Anastacia(NEW)

DATE Fri, 7/6/01 Fri, 7/13/01 Tue, 7/17/01 Fri, 7/20/01 Tue, 7/24/01 Fri, 7/27/01 Sat, 7/28/01 Tue, 7/31/01

NAME Fake Movie Friday: Conclusion of Celeb Inside mini-series, plus bonus movie, and Brittany Daniel gallery added Fake Movie Friday: C.I. second half of last week's bonus All Galleries with first name starting with "L" updated! Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside presents the Corrs Mariah Carey, Kathie Lee, and 10 new galleries added Fake Movie Friday: Celeb Inside w/ Shania Twain and Andrea Corr 16 new galleries added, first names "N" Julia Stiles, Renee O'Connor, Fake/Off Hall of Fame

January 9: I've still got a bunch of work left to do that I'm in the middle of, but in the meantime I wanted to get a few good updates to you in lieu of recently released films you may have seen as well as the results of the first Fake/Off! Hope you all had great holidays and I look forward to some heavy expansions to the site this year.

December 14: I've been doing a whole lot of work on the outer portion of this site and haven't been able to get to the next round of alphabet updates yet, but due to consistent requests from many of you, I have updated Mariah Carey's Gallery, in fact I doubled its size, and I also added more to Britney because we can't get enough of her right?

December 10: I've had people clamoring after me to add more movies, so I added two more jewels to the collection. These are first run originals you won't find anywhere else, sent to my by a very creative and talented frequenter of this site. When you watch his Celeb Inside Movies, it's hard to believe you're not watching reality...

December 6: Finally got the 42 new galleries up I've been meaning to add but haven't been able to, due to my finals which I'm finally done with. Much more to come. I've got a whole lot of work to do on this site that I'm finally going to buckle down and get done. Keep sending in those suggestions. You aint seen nothin' yet...

DATE Wed, 12/6/00 Sun, 12/10/00 Mon, 12/11/00 Thu, 12/14/00 Tue, 1/9/01 Fri, 1/12/01 Thu, 1/25/01 Wed, 1/31/01 Thu, 2/1/01 Mon, 2/5/01 Fri, 2/16/01 Mon, 2/26/01 Mon, 3/5/01 Sat, 3/10/01

NAME Part 2B, 42 NEW B - I as first name galleries added Two more internet debut movies added to movie gallery Added 60 incredible Hi-Res pics inside to Busty Gallery Mariah Carey(+166),  Britney Spears(+43) Sandra Bullock(+302),  Tea Leoni,  Michelle Yeoh,  Xenia Seeberg Rachael Leigh Cook(+66) Jennifer Lopez(+174),  Mena Suvari Selma Blair,  Billie Piper,  Amanda Peet Denise Richards,  Katherine Heigl,  Julianne Moore Sarah Michelle Gellar(+707!!!) Anna Kournikova(+190) All the hotties from Steps and S Club 7,  Rose McGowan Julia Roberts(+132),  LeAnn Rimes,  The Babes of Survivor Shania Twain(+418!),  Kirsten Dunst,  Melina Kanakaredes

November 4: IMPORTANT!! If you have sent me email within the last few weeks, I have not received it due to a problem I didn't even know about and am now frantically trying to fix. I will let you know when the problem has been rectified, but until then, please send all mail temporarily to sss1977@hotmail.com. And secondly, yes I saw Charlie's Angels, and yes I had to update them subsequently...

November 1: Yes, as you may have noticed I decided to forgo on any mini updates in hopes of completing the huge one. And I've come much closer. Today I'm posting the updates of all galleries from first names B all the way through to I. That breaks down to 73 current galleries being expansively updated, along with the creation of another 42 great new galleries! The new 42 should be posted by the weekend, but until then enjoy the expansive update of B-I!!!

October 3: I put up a couple kickass galleries today, and will continue to do a couple at a time while also working on the big update which is taking much longer than I ever would have thought, even by alphabet sections. Also, I'm starting a monthly contest section where you can send in your fake of the current month's subject, for the chance for your winning pic to be prominently displayed for a month and then added to the contest hall of fame, as well as a link to your homepage if you wish, and best of all you get to choose the next subject. I've decided the first subject will be Xenia Seeberg from SciFi's LEXX, so if you're interested send those entries in...more details will follow but this is your advance heads up!

September 16: I've lost so much time with this update due to system lockups and random program shutdowns, that I feel my PC has become possessed by gremlins. This would have been up yesterday otherwise, I'll make up for it by adding b-d within the next couple days.

September 13: First off, I'm just going to say never buy Abit motherboards or Via chipsets, fucking motherfuckers, secondly, even I did not fully realize the scope of this update. I'm not even sure if the drive on my server has the capacity, but we'll see. For example, I'm still in the process of finishing just the A portion of the update which means every celeb with her first name starting with the letter A. So far that means 47 galleries updated, 23 of which are brand new, totalling 1200 pics. And that is just the A's... For the next two weeks, there will be something new inside somewhere but I'll only point it out here every few days, but here's a hint you probably already figured out...I'm doing this alphabetically, so I apologize if your favorite celeb's name starts with a z, them's the breaks.

DATE Wed, September 13, 2000 Sat, September 16, 2000 Tues, October 3, 2000 Wed, November 1, 2000 Sat, November 4, 2000

NAME Part 1A, All A as first names updated Part 1B, 26 NEW A as first names added Jessica Alba,  Kirsten Dunst Part 2A, All B - I as first names updated Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu

September 3: As I'm sure many of you have noticed, and even written me, the update is not up yet. Why you ask? I'll tell you why, CPU and motherboard issues have forced me to postpone. My new motherboard should be here sometime next week, and directly thereafter I'll be back in business. Until then, forgive my PC, the timing could not have been worse, but it knows not what it has done.

August 29: Don't worry, I'm still here and I haven't forgotten to update, I just haven't been able to. I've moved into a new place and was without an internet connection for awhile, then I had finals to deal with, and since finals I've been working on the organizing of the huge update I promised. And as promised I hope to have it up by September 1st. I wish I had the time to do another site redesign to prep things up a bit, but that will have to wait. I just want to get all the galleries updated first, as I'm sure you all would rather have that first anyhow. By tomorrow I'll have up a few new galleries to tide you over...

July 31: I'm in the midst of preparing for the mega site update planned for on or before September 1st. In the meantime I'll try to get up some updates here and there to tide you over, but considering I'm moving out of this damn apartment next week along with finals happening after that, I can't guarantee anything really impressive until September. Although trust me when I say, the wait will be well worth it. With this update, due to popular demand and her recent contract renewal, I have greatly increased the size of Gillian Anderson's Gallery, so enjoy!

July 13: Yeah, I'm a big X-Men fan and I've been looking forward to Singer's new film and am hoping for the first good comic adaptation in a long ass while. So, of course I had to update all the hot women you will find as our favorite mutants. Rogue is still too young though so don't ask. Also, of interest, one of my good friends did a sexy little nude photo shoot involving black leather chaps so if you're into that or just want to check it out for yourself, she'd love it! So, check it out, it's completely free, and the rest of the site isn't bad either!

June 24: I hate fucking summer school. This sucks. I wish I had the time to update this site daily, I've always wanted to bring it in that direction and someday soon it will. I'm currently working on bringing you all some really cool expansions to the site, like celeb look-alike camgirls, featured artists, contests, prizes, poles, interactivity, games, everything that will make this site kick everything else into the goddamn ground. But until then, you're just going to have to continue with my "not as often as I would wish for" updating strategy, and every month I'll try to add something really cool along the way until I reach my goal. I've got shitloads of updates I've been meaning to get up for everyone, but I decided to start off by wetting everyone's palates with some long awaited newbies to the site. I've gotten request after request for these new women, so enjoy all the creative work put into them by all the great artists out there who are original enough to take on the up and coming fresh stars instead of the exhaustively overfaked ones. Seriously people, I have almost 2000 fakes of Gillian Anderson alone, try to fake more new ones for a change... there are so many great stars out there that are underfaked that need some love and attention...

DATE Saturday, June 24, 2000 Thursday, July 13, 2000 Thursday, July 31, 2000 Sunday, September 3, 2000 Friday, September 8, 2000

NAME 11 New Galleries Added Halle Berry,  Rebecca Romijn-Stamos,  Famke Janssen Gillian Anderson (600 new pics) HUGE ANNUAL UPDATE DUE

Well everyone, it's already March and I decided to begin this month with a few needed updates of my country singer galleries. Hope you all don't mind! I've also set up a partnership with one of my personal favorite sites to provide you practicing fakirs out there with fresh hi-res body shots to use for your faking or just enjoy in their own right. I'll be adding that new section before next week, and I know you'll all love it. Keep up all the great faking and sending in all your favorites you wish to see posted. I'm also thinking of starting up a contest section soon as well as an awards section for the highest quality individual artist sites. So all in all, this month looks to be an exciting month and I'll do my best to keep providing the updates you crave and the stars you fantasize over. Beware the Ides of March...

Yikes! Sorry about the lack of updates, I promise I'll make it up to you all as I always do with a huge motherload update during the summer months. I'm in a pop icon mood recently so I'll be updating those in a series until my birthday on June 7. After then you'll be seeing some cool stuff.

DATE Wednesday, March 1, 2000 Sunday, March 5, 2000 No updates through March 23 Friday, March 24, 2000 Saturday, April 22, 2000 Saturday, May 27, 2000 Wednesday, May 31,2000 Friday, June 2, 2000 Monday, June 5, 2000 Wednesday, June 7, 2000

NAME Dixie Chicks,  Faith Hill Shania Twain Spring Break!!! Nicole Kidman Jeri Ryan Britney Spears...(HUGE UPDATE) SERVER FAILURE Back ONLINE after switching host servers! Britney Spears gang-blowjob movie added Happy 23rd Birthday to me!

I meant to have a lot more updates last month, but the bandwidth has just been getting so huge recently that I had to decrease their frequency. I'll still continue to try to get at least one gallery updated every few days this month to make up for it though, as well as adding about a dozen new galleries this month that have been highly requested additions. Have a good February everyone!

DATE Friday, February 4, 2000 Tuesday, February 8, 2000 Monday, February 14, 2000 Tuesday, February 15, 2000 Monday, February 21, 2000 Friday, February 25, 2000 Sunday, February 27, 2000

NAME Meg Ryan Britney Spears,  Christina Aguilera Martine McCutcheon Ally Walker Sandra Bullock Katie Holmes Julia Roberts

Well everyone, it looks like we finally made into the next millenium safe and sound. The updates were a little scarce in December because I was away for the latter half of the month which is one of the reasons I made sure to open so many new galleries in December. This month I will once again be updating a gallery or two every few days to make up for it so be sure to send in your requests for the galleries you most wish to see updated. And to all of you sending me emails, I thank all of you and wish I could answer you all but just don't have the time although I do read every single one. Thank you for all of your praise for the quality of this site and for your pictures you submit which make it possible. Take care and may all of us make the 21st Century the best mankind has ever seen.

DATE Tuesday, January 4, 2000 Saturday, January 8, 2000 Wednesday, January 12, 2000 Wednesday, January 26, 2000 Friday, January 28, 2000

NAME Cameron Diaz Gwyneth Paltrow,  Winona Ryder Jennifer Love Hewitt,  Jennifer Aniston,  Jennifer Lopez Ashley Judd Courteney Cox,  Neve Campbell

As promised I've been putting together a huge update that turned out to be even huger than I had planned on, so forgive me for missing my previously mentioned Thanksgiving Weekend target date. I've been in front of this screen for 24 straight hours now, working on it's final completion and am about to collapse, but I managed to get all 72 new galleries added and activated within. Britney Spears is not among them though, although her's will be added very soon indeed. As always, I read all your requests and did my best to please everyone I could with new galleries so keep those suggestions coming in. I may not reply but I do keep a record of everyone's suggestions. I haven't set up the outer pages yet, but once you're inside you'll see the listing of the new galleries and within the next few days I'll get that list up here as well. May this December treat all of you well, and now it's time for me to close these heavy lids of mine. More to come though...and be sure to enjoy your holidays, whatever and whenever they may be.

DATE Thursday, December 2, 1999 Saturday, December 18, 1999

NAME 72 New Galleries added within... Britney Spears(merry xmas)

On October 27-28 many of you may have noticed that for the first time ever, this site was offline. It was due to my host having to do an unexpected complete overhaul of their servers and I applaud them on their efforts in keeping the downtime to a minimum. Since then I have been working on another large update, this time I will be opening around thirty or more new galleries focusing on all your requests you have been sending me. I will try to satisfy as many of your heart's desires as I can except for Britney Spears, please stop requesting her as she is still underage until December 5th. I will try to open all the new galleries at once sometime before Thanksgiving. Until then, I bid you well and keep on faking!

DATE Wednesday, November 10, 1999 Thursday, November 18, 1999 Friday, November 19, 1999

NAME Milla Jovovich Salma Hayek,  Christina Ricci Denise Richards,  Sophie Marceau

Well everyone, I like my new updating scheme I implemented last month, of a small update every couple days and listed below, and have decided to stick with that for at least another month. Thank you for all your opinions on the site I had mentioned here earlier. I spent the weekend in San Francisco and to all you that live there, you are lucky bastards. Also, happy birthday to Elisabeth Shue, she was as sexy as ever when I recently saw her on Conan.

As always, enjoy the galleries and, I wish you all the best of Octobers...

DATE Tuesday, October 5, 1999 Thursday, October 7, 1999 Tuesday, October 12, 1999 Saturday, October 16, 1999 Thursday, October 21, 1999 Monday, October 25, 1999

NAME Christina Aguilera Andrea Corr, Angelina Jolie Janeane Garofalo, Elisabeth Shue Debbe Dunning Neve Campbell Jeri Ryan

Well, everyone, I'm sure you've all been curious about what's been going on since I last updated the log. Well, first off I returned from a short vacation to a grinding hard drive which needed replacing. Luckily I didn't lose any data but the process of setting up the new hard drive with the latest versions of everything as well as keeping all my previous settings, took up all my time for the last week. Hell, just when I thought everything was worked out, my CD-RW decided to quit, and four frustrating hours later, I was able to fix the problem. Adaptec, I damn you and your damn ASPI layer crap! Anyhow, I digress. I'm also a hardcore Final Fantasy fan and was one of those waiting at the door for my prepaid for FFVIII on September 8th. So, of course, that's been occupying much of my free time. But don't worry, I've decided to post an update to one gallery every other day and add it to the following list here. And we'll see how well this strategy works out. Also for those of you who haven't noticed, I added more streaming videos to the site as well as an erotic stories section. I welcome any original erotic celeb fiction submissions. Well here we go...and as always...enjoy...

DATE Tuesday, September 14, 1999 Friday, September 17, 1999 Tuesday, September 21, 1999 Friday, September 24, 1999 Tuesday, September 28, 1999 Wednesday, September 29, 1999

NAME Martina Hingis Mariah Carey, Anna Kournikova Lara Croft Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar Shania Twain Natalie Portman

I've been updating many parts of the site over the last month and just haven't gotten around to writing anything here. As some of you may have noticed, I finally added the Male Celebrities Gallery as of last week. It comprises over 27 male celebs and contains over 250 pics thus far. And for those of you with no interest in that news you may be interested in the 8 brand new female galleries I have added as well as 10 open galleries which have been updated. Among the recently updated are: Natalie Portman, Anna Kournikova, Heather Graham, Michelle Williams, Charisma Carpenter, Christa Miller, Courtney Thorne Smith, Cameron Diaz, Terry Ferrel, and Shannon Doherty. So if you wanted new pics of them, head on in for a look! I've still got a whole lot of galleries I'm getting ready to update and will be adding many more updates soon. I hope these can tide you all over in the meantime.

Scott

I've just finished uploading all the new galleries and all the updated galleries so there should no longer be any broken links. So if you come across any problems, please notify me so that I can rectify them. Over the next week or two I'll be upgrading all the old galleries to the new layout, as well as cleaning up all the code. But like I said, everything should be functioning now. Also, please continue sending in all your great pics and suggesting new galleries and new ideas. Most recently a Celeb Erotic Fiction section was suggested, which I think is a great idea. So all you writers out there, please feel free to makeup some interesting erotic celeb stories. I think it will be a fun new addition to the site if I can get enough stories submitted. And people, I thought I made it clear, but just in case, I have zipped all the files in the movies gallery. If you wish to download them you will need an unzipping program. My favorite can be found at www.winzip.com.

At this point I've been up for more than 24 hours so it's time for me to get some sleep. I'm quite pleased with how this update turned out, and I hope you are all as happy with it as I am. Keep on faking...

After hundreds of hours of work over the last few months, I've finally begun the process of upgrading my site to what I've always meant it to be. It's kind of a Version 3.0 for me I guess. I've always wanted this site to be the starting point for everything someone would wish to see, kind of the celeb one-stop shopping site of the internet. With this version I've gotten much closer to what my intent has always been. I design my sites as I want all sites to be, user-friendly, fast, intuitive, clean, and professional without any of that banner crap you find anywhere else. Another new feature I've included is the ability to learn more about each celebrity and visit their best web pages available to download real pics, all from their respective main pages. I'm very impressed with how it turned out, but I still have hundreds left to upgrade. Please feel free to give me your opinions of the new look and features, and to give any suggestions as to what else I could add to make it better. And if you're new to this site, I welcome you and am happy you finally found it. What I am doing is just too huge to do all at once, so I'm doing it in a constant stream of groups of like 30 galleries or so every other day. I expect everything to be fully functional by next week, so until then, do not be alarmed by broken links. I am just still in the process of updating. When it is fully complete I will notify you right here.

Alright everyone, the big one is here! It's been a year since you've seen this HUGE of an update, and I know you're thinking it's about f#@cking time. I had planned on it being up last month but, as some of you know I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and I was one of those camping in line for weeks in anticipation, and have seen it 12 times since, but I was also putting in time on this update at the same time through it all. I began the uploading process a few days ago and probably won't be finished with it for another few days, but I did want everyone to know what has been going on and what will be going on in the next week. I've got 39 new galleries and have added tons of pics to most all galleries currently open, as well as creating a new Fake Movies section, all thanks to you great artists out there that have been sending in your pics. Over the years I've noticed a huge increase in realism and artisitic creativity in all your pics and I just love it. Keep up the great work everyone! I'll be opening some sections soon to help those of you along who wish to learn, as well as a section devoted to thanking the current great fakers. And yes for those of you interested I'm also still working on the The Male Galleries, which will be opening following this enormous update. Also, Natalie Portman turned 18 today and I encourage everyone to try their hand at faking her, but remember this, being the huge Star Wars fan I am, I will accept only the cream of the crop pics created of her and will hold her gallery to the utmost of standards. And this goes for all the newly turned 18 galleries, make sure the headshots you use are current shots and that the bodies you use are also 18 of course. Be well everyone and I encourage everyone to go see The Phantom Menace that hasn't quite gotten around to it yet.

Instead of putting everything up at once and taking longer to do so, I've decided to just keep updating in parts. So, I've begun with first updating Gillian Anderson's gallery. I will be updating many more and I'll just keep adding the names here so you know what's going on. Also, many have written in about a looping error that has been happening. I'm not really sure why some of your PC's were doing this, but I modified the system and these looping errors should no longer happen. I apologize for the delay in fixing this, but it had me stumped for a while. Well, back to work...

As promised, today is May 5th and I have reopened the Danielle Fishel gallery, as she is now not only incredibly hot, but 18 now too! I just got back from my traveling which is why there hasn't been an update in some time, but I'm back, my PC is repaired, and I'm raring to do some heavy updating, but I did want to make sure I got Danielle's gallery opened when I promised. I'm sitting here listening to the Episode 1 soundtrack, unpacking from my trip to the Celebration in Denver, and all I can think about is Star Wars. I'm getting in the line here in Seattle tomorrow but I've got a lot of work to do before then. MTFBWY.

I just finished with my finals and I've decided to update two of my personal favorites by almost doubling their content. You will now find almost 600 pics inside the Melissa Joan Hart gallery!!! And almost forty new ones in my Katie Holmes gallery! I hope these new pics satisfy your Sabrina and Joey cravings, although mine will NEVER be satisfied. And people, I totally agree with making a Britney Spears gallery and will open one to celebrate her 18th birthday later this year on December 2, and no sooner, so please stop sending in your requests for her. Also, I decided to get rid of the navigation bar on the left once you pass through the Grand Entrance. I think it works much better this way. Well to everyone who has one, enjoy your Spring Break, and I'll update again before it's over.

I can't believe how busy I've been this last month, holy cow! I finally got the update ready to go and uploaded today but I think the wait was worth it. I was so excited about the four new galleries: Beverly Mitchell, Laura Prepon, Keri Russell, and Reese Witherspoon that I even included some new original works of my own inside them. I've also made enormous updates to some of my favorite galleries that greatly needed some new pics: Denise Richards, Jeri Ryan, Rebecca Gayheart, and last but certainly not least, the incredibly delicious Sarah Michelle Gellar! So dig in and enjoy all the great new pics, and keep sending in your requests for new galleries, it never hurts to ask.

Hey everyone, after much email suggesting certain updates, I decided to make a fairly large update to each of four galleries. You will find updates of around 40 new pics in each of the following galleries: Alicia Silverstone, Christina Applegate, Sandra Bullock, and Kathy Lee Gifford. That last one is specifically for you Ramjet, sheesh... I hope these new pics help to satiate many of your hungers and I'd like to thank all you artists out there who keep faking away and improving with each one. I would like to open a section whose purpose is to list all the artists who have contributed to the faking world, and to make their email addresses available to all their favorite fans who wish to express their gratitude or just get some great advice. If you wish to be included in the new section, just email me your info of who you are known as or wish to be known as, and if wish your email to be available to others. I think it'll be a great new section and am excited about opening it, so let me know. Have a great week everyone, and wish me luck on my upcoming Playboy interview. I hope I'm able to represent everyone faithfully.

I just finished my added security measures to the site, in order to thwart those that wish to leach my bandwidth, but now I'm not so sure that was the problem. It is entirely possible however unlikely that many new members have joined the site over the last few days with high bandwidth connections that wished to download every available pic I have to offer, in as short of period of time as possible. For those of you doing this, please try not to. These actions clog up the bandwidth, slow down the site dramatically to the point of inaccessibility, and costs me mucho denero to provide that kind of bandwidth. And that is denero that this site does not provide, so please be considerate of me and of others when you are downloading. Try to enjoy the pics one at a time, and just keep coming back when you wish to view more. I provide this archive as a service to you, but please do not abuse it by going download crazy. Thank you and I apologize again for today's downtime.

For the remainder of today I have shutdown the site. Why you ask? Well this is where you should all become as pissed as I am and I need your help. My bandwidth over the last 3 days has been 10 times that of the norm, which also explains the slow download times in the last week. I was unaware of this situation until notified by my host server today, as I've been out of town the last couple of days. I have taken immediate action to keep this from ever happening again and hopefully you all will notice significant speed improvements later today, and I heartily apologize for having to shutdown the site temporarily but I'm sure you understand.

I have been so busy, I apologize for the update delay. I noticed I had accumulated hundreds of Neve Campbell fakes since her last update so I decided to do an enormous update of that gallery. I have also been getting MANY emails requesting a Brittney Spears gallery be opened. Well I would love that too, but she also happens to be an underager, so her's will have to wait.

Sometimes I base my updates on the emails sent to me, and sometimes I just update the galleries I favor more, and this time, well, I believe Nikki Cox is a goddess. So in her gallery you'll find 50 new pics. I also like to update the galleries of actesses who have new movies coming out, and this weekend I plan to see the new Mira Sorvino flick, At First Sight, and am hoping for some lovely nudity within. Also, for those who have been sending me email over the last year hoping to see some nude men here, I plan on having that new portion of this site up soon. And to all you fellow students out there back in school, good luck and don't study too hard.

I apologize for the delay in updates, but my computer decided to give me my xmas present early, when my motherboard committed suicide, along with my 64 megs of RAM and 56K modem. I have no idea how this happened but it did and it sucked hardcore, but after replacing the parts, my PC is back online, hopefully for longer than a year this time. Without further adieu, I have opened 3 new galleries as well as updating the Shania Twain gallery. I had planned a very nice xmas update, but because of my PC crash, I was unable to prepare it, and I can't do it now, cause I'm leaving home for the holidays. So I plan to have the next update up around Jan 3. I wish everyone Happy Holidays, especially you Mina.

Just a small update today was made of the Cameron Diaz gallery with 34 new pics added. I'm planning on a Country Singer oriented update at the end of this coming week, of a fairly large size. So all you fans of all the hot country singers out there should enjoy this coming week. Be looking for new galleries as well as updates of most currently open country singer galleries.

I'm sure you've all noticed the new look and feel of the site. That's what I've been working on for the last couple weeks. I'm pleased with it, but I would like to know how all you faithful readers out there feel about the changes. I'll be making some more changes soon and of course as always your feedback is important to me. Look for an updated Cameron Diaz gallery, as well as some others by this weekend. And if you haven't seen Very Bad Things, go see it cause it kicks ass.

I meant to have this update up on Thanksgiving night, but that didn't happen. I thought it would be funny to update the gallery of the woman who most needs to eat and keep down a BIG thanksgiving feast. So that's exactly what I did. I added almost 50 new pics to the Calista Flockhart gallery. Here's hoping everyone had a great thanksgiving and enjoy the weekend too.

I can't sleep I'm so excited about seeing The Phantom Menace trailer tomorrow at least 4 times! Major geekgasms will ensue. I'm already preparing a Natalie Portman gallery but she won't be 18 till next summer damnit! Oh well, I digress. I have added 5 new galleries tonight, All Saints, Natalie Imbruglia, Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Jennifer Lopez. Also over the last couple days I have cleaned up some parts of the site and fixed backgrounds and such as I noticed many weren't working as they should be. I've been as sick as a dog all weekend and have had nothing to do but work on the site, and have firmly decided to make weekly updates but haven't decided on a certain day or not. And even though I was set against updating my site to Gold status at the beginning of the year, I'm afraid I might have to do that soon, as it is the only way to cover the increased bandwidth charges that go along with constant expansion without dirtying my sites with crappy banners which I will NOT do. I would like some feedback on this please, so feel free to voice your opinion. Only 8 more hours left till I finally get to see The Trailer!

"This will be a day long remembered"

In honor of Jennifer Love Hewitt's new movie, I Still Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer, I have updated her gallery with more than 100 new pics! And due to very high demand, I have opened a Katie Holmes Gallery. I apologize for my lackluster updating this last quarter, but that changes now. With weekly updates, and some design changes, I'm going to make this site once again, your one-stop-site for all your fantasy needs! Be ready for dozens of new galleries to open in the next month as well as tons of gallery updates. I hope everyone is excited as I am. Enjoy the fresh taste of things to come...

Well the DSL line fell through, so that sucks and I've been working on a large update anyhow despite how long it will take to upload. I'll be adding about 10 NEW GALLERIES within the next few weeks, either all at once or one at a time I'm not sure yet. I've gotten many MANY requests for Katie Holmes, Natalie Imbruglia, and Fairuza Balk, so they will be among them. I hope you enjoy the upcoming new additions as well as an enormous update of all current galleries by December. Keep sending in your suggestions for new galleries!

First off I apologize greatly for screwing up on the Grand Entrance page. I didn't notice till today after some updates that not ALL galleries were included on the list. What a sorry-ass Grand Entrance Page that was...sheesh. Anyhow, it is now complete and fully functional. If any galleries have still slipped through the cracks, please notify me. Also, I have moved again to yet a faster server so that download time will be much quicker. I have made many changes today that will hopefully decrease bandwidth and increase performance even more. New pics though will have to wait until I get my DSL line installed hopefully in late October. Thank you all for your patience these last few months, and thank you for all your creative fakes. They keep looking better and better all the time!

Well everyone, I have just completed my move to a new and faster server! All thumbnails and pics now load much MUCH faster. But as all large moves go, I might have missed a couple things, so if you find any broken links, please notify me so I can update that part of the site to the new server as well. Thank you all for your continued support of the site and all the great pics you've been submitting, and I hope you all had a great Independence Day weekend.

I'm making some long anticipated and highly requested changes to the site, mainly organizational stuff. For those of you who have been requesting this forever, I've added a Grand Entrance to the main page. Just enter your password there, and you won't have to enter it again for your entire session, no matter how many galleries you peruse. Over the next week I'll be redirecting all of the entrances to lead you there so you won't have to continually enter your password every time you enter a new gallery.

Sorry about the long time no updates but that last enormous update tripled my bandwidth, so I've been hesitant of doing another update for awhile, and still am. But in the meanwhile I'll try to add what I can when I can. Today I've updated the Courteney Cox Gallery. I meant to do this on her 34th birthday on the 15th but it just didn't happen.

I just finished uploading all the entrance pages, so now you can enter the new galleries as you did the old, or just keep using the New Galleries link instead. I've gotten a lot of postive feedback for that page as well as the new way the Melissa Joan Hart Gallery is setup using frames. Since it's taken me so long to get this expansion complete, I've got a huge backlog of pics and galleries that didn't make the update, so I'm not stopping yet, there's still hundreds more Galleries in the works, and thousands more pics to add to the current galleries, in the coming months. I'd like to thank all of you for all your support and all your submitted pics. Many of you are improving greatly in the realism of your art, and I encourage you to keep up the great work and your impressive imaginations. You make this site what it is, I just organize it all... : )

Scott S.S.

Well, the day is finally here. As per your requests I have created an entrance that will allow you to view all the new galleries without ever having to re-enter your password. All the old galleries have been rejuvenated with new fresh pics, some with more than 200 pics added! Enjoy the enormous update, and all the work I put into it, I hope it was all worth it for my faithful viewers! Keep watching as always for new updates and improvements as I already am working on them.

Now I finally get to sleep,

Scott S.S.